New Release!

C.W. Chan has shattered the One Medallion, unleashing the Dimensional Merge and plunging Akronia into all-out war. From the fragments rises the ancient entity once sealed away, now awakened to consume all who stand in its path. This pivotal moment in Akronian history is captured forever in this limited promo release.

Almost Sold Out!

Straight outta LolCow Live HQ and into your Deck comes Krispy Keem, the most glazed-up, sprinkle-stacked mess the internet’s ever seen. Inspired by recent… sticky situations, this card captures the donut-drenched energy of a man who just couldn’t keep his fillings in check.

A rift in the very fabric of space and time has torn open…

and through the smoke, sequins, and chaos steps

The Tiger King!

Armed with attitude, big cats, and bigger dreams, he’s clawed his way into the LolCow Universe. This pack unleashes a new breed of drama—unhinged, untamed, and unforgettable.

What is LolCow TCG?

LolCow TCG is the world's premier, LolCow, Scribe and Troll Meme trading card game!

Dive into a world of udder nonsense as we combine trading cards with the absurdity of internet memes. Experience the fun of unique card abilities, strategic gameplay and hilarious illustrations.