Volume X is the biggest and boldest release in Lolcow TCG history—packed with 50 brand-new cards, dripping in drama, satire, and high-gloss holographic madness. Every card in this set features a holographic element—but the real showstoppers are the Legendairy Extended Art cards that’ll make your binder shine and your enemies weep.

We’re not just expanding the game—we’re blowing it wide open.

💥 What’s New in Volume X:

50 unique cards, all featuring holographic elements
Brand-new Lolcows, Effects, Defenses, and unhinged internet references

ℹ️ About The Packs:

Guaranteed in every pack:
- (1) Tape card
- (1) Token Character card
- At least (1) Legendary Rare
Chance to pull the ultra-elusive Legendairy Rare Golden Tape (1:10 packs) – exclusive to Volume X

🎯 Introducing: Wild Cards

Crack open a Wild Card? You just hit the jackpot. These elusive pulls can be redeemed for any card we've ever printed—except the legendary 1/1 The One Medallion. Every Wild Card redemption is serialized as a 1-of-1, making it a true collector’s gem.

📼 Premium Retro Packaging

Each pack comes sealed in our signature cassette-style case—a nod to analog chaos with digital-age drama inside. It’s nostalgia and insanity, shrink-wrapped and ready for war.

WARNING: This set contains sharp satire, questionable decisions, and just enough cringe to make you uncomfortable. Handle responsibly—and with a sleeve.

🛒 Order now, because in Lolcow TCG, everyone’s one bad video upload, post or just a comment away from being a playable character or being cancelled to never appear in the game again.

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